Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 5/41 (25/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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I hate it when this happens
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X